al-Manac

It sounds like a demented Jeff Foxworthy comedy routine: “If you’re driving around town with an almanac… you might be a terrorist.”

But the FBI isn’t kidding: if you’re stopped by a cop who notices an almanac
in your car, you could be on your way to assist the police with some
enquiries. They say that almanacs contain information about various
cities and landmarks, along with photographs and maps. Horrors!

Would this be a good time to point out that the highest-ranked almanac in Google Directory’s list of almanacs is offered by a secretive organization implicated in violent plots around the world?

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  1. fizzgig_bites

    Makes you wonder what the terrorist might do with a AAA TourBook of Washington DC.

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